Mock The Week: This Year's Book
Following on from the huge success of last year's bestseller 'Mock The Week: Scenes We'd Like To See' comes the hilarious 'Mock The Week: This Year's Book'. 160 pages of brilliant, brand new 'Scenes We'd Like To See' in the style of the hit show.
From the ingenious 'unlikely things to read on a motorway sign' to the frankly bizarre 'unlikely things to find written on toilet paper packaging', This Year's Book promises to be the funniest yet. Dip in and enjoy lines like these:
- UNLIKELY OBITUARIES:
- Died suddenly and peacefully on an electric chair at the New York State Penitentiary
- UNSUCCESFUL JOB APPLICATIONS:
- You must hire me, before I kill again
- CARDS YOU NEVER SEE IN A NEWSAGENT'S WINDOW:
- Child minder available - he may be small, but he's rock hard
- UNNERVING THINGS TO HEAR IN A MEDICAL EXAM:
- "So, how bad is this premature... eearrghhh!"
It is available in all bookshops - good and bad - or you can use your computer to buy it now. Here.
Mock The Week:
'Scenes We'd Like To See'
The brilliantly funny book to accompany the hit BBC2 show Mock the Week - the humour bestseller of 2008!
Scenes We'd Like To See is the very first Mock The Week book, published to coincide with the end of the sixth series of the hit BBC2 comedy show. From gloriously rude 'Unfortunate names for race horses' to 'Unlikely personal ads' and lines that (sadly) never appeared in the Harry Potter books, Mock The Week - Scenes We'd Like to See is the fastest, funniest read of the year: a bumper book of all-new razor-sharp one-liners, including:
- UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS:
- No rabbits were harmed during the testing of this product - but the rats were less lucky.
- GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN'T SELL:
- Happy New Breasts!
- UNLIKELY HOROSCOPES:
- You will go to your bedroom window and stand there naked for a minute, and you will do this especially if your name is Mrs Hughes and you live at 56, The Avenue, Clapham... around 3.30 would be best for me.
- UNLIKELY LINES FROM A NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK:
- 'I've turned my cock into a frog!' squealed Ron in terror
You can get 'Mock The Week: Scenes We'd Like To See' from the publishers directly. Simply buy the book on their website here - it's the perfect stocking filler! Postage costs £1 to the UK and £2 to all other countries.
Here are a few sample pages from the book:
The Book For This Year
The Book
